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Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Dollar on Sale Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

WWE is not Minecraft SMP wrestling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	736110
Crops Grown:	9713	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where WWE is considered wrestling, Marvel movies are called cinema, and pop music is considered actual music? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own set of rules and definitions! In our world, wrestling involves fighting off creepers and zombies, cinema is watching epic battles between players, literature is surviving in the wilderness, music is the sound of mining for diamonds, and graphic novels are the adventures you create with your friends. So if you’re ready to redefine reality and have a hilarious time doing it, join us today! Who needs Marvel when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

PixelPirate’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we’ve added the rare Sunlight Stone to Siero’s Treasure Trade! And don’t even get us started on the FLB Arriet – she’s so powerful, she once defeated an Ender Dragon with one hit!

But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.

To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

What Exactly Does He Do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have all formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Creepers are on strike, skeletons are picketing, and zombies are protesting for better brain lunches. It’s chaos, I tell you!

But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

ꜰᴇᴅᴅᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server

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ZapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	5968	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!

Election Day Madness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2521
Star Shards Collected:	226	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Back in the Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching your favorite TV show – you might not understand everything at first, but you’ll be hooked before you know it!

Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!

> You think Donald Trump bombed on Joe… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Potions Brewed:	173	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Donald Trump and Joe Rogan in a virtual world! Will Trump build a wall around Joe’s base or will Joe roast him with his epic redstone creations? Find out on our server, where politics and podcasts collide in a hilarious battle for supremacy! Don’t miss out on the chance to see these two legends go head-to-head in the most epic Minecraft showdown of all time!

Crafty B /b/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7550
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of /b/ not being able to handle your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join us and start making the same posts every single day to assert your dominance in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a meme war that will go down in internet history! Join now and let the chaos begin!