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LaughCraft – $1M Challenge

stand up, comedy performance, comedy, challenge, comedy special

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can win $1 Million just by joining! But wait, there’s a catch – you have to sit through a comedy show without laughing or smiling once. And guess what? The comedian is none other than a zombie pigman with a killer sense of humor!

Imagine trying to keep a straight face as the zombie pigman cracks jokes about creepers, skeletons, and even Steve’s questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to resist the urge to chuckle and walk away with the grand prize? Join our server now and test your comedy show endurance skills!

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GazaPrideCraft

MIDDLE EAST, fundraising, GazaPrideCraft, Community, activism

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

government action, Corruption, financial crime, offshore accounts, foreign relations

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

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Apocraft: The Last Million

dystopian future, human civilization, population control, MILLION, world population

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world population has magically been reduced to just 1 million players! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!

3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.

4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!

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1Hour1Mil Minecraft Server

limited edition, shopping destination, 1 million, splurging, expensive taste

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have 1 hour and $1 million to spend in just one store! Why settle for boring old shopping sprees in real life when you can do it in the virtual world with unlimited possibilities?

Join our server and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to spend your million dollars in the craziest ways possible. Want to buy a diamond-studded sword to slay dragons with? Go for it! How about a golden armor set that makes you invincible? The choice is yours!

But be warned, other players will be competing against you to see who can spend their million dollars the fastest and in the most outrageous ways. Will you come out on top as the ultimate shopping spree champion?

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knew spending money could be this much fun in Minecraft?

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Holomems Doesn’t Stream All The Time – Minecraft SMP

holofans, Stream, virtual youtubers, holomems, Followers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of holographic memes that have come to life! That’s right, Holomems is where all your favorite internet memes live and play Minecraft together.

And get this – the best part is that you don’t have to stream all the time to join! Why? Because our holofans are so dedicated and obsessed with our holomems that they would never dream of leaving them for other VTubers. It’s like a cult, but with holographic memes and Minecraft.

So come join us on Holomems SMP, where the memes are dank, the adventures are wild, and the community is absolutely bonkers. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a holographic Pepe or a dancing baby! Don’t miss out on the meme-tastic fun – join now!

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PetSitterPranksGoneWrong

PROFESSIONAL, Couch, friendship, cleaning, pet care

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a house full of pets? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time that’ll make dog-sitting a breeze in comparison!

Imagine a world where you have to care for not one, not two, but THREE unruly pets while navigating treacherous terrain and facing off against other players. Will you be able to handle the pressure, or will you end up with a stained couch and a hefty bill to pay?

With tasks like giving eye drops to virtual animals and going on epic quests to find replacement couch covers, this server will test your skills like never before. And hey, at least you won’t have to worry about silly putty stains ruining your virtual furniture!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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RejectionQueenMC SMP

rejection pain, dealing with rejection, HEARTBREAK, moving on from rejection, emotional pain

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about rejection again! Our server is like a magical land where rejection simply doesn’t exist. In fact, we have a secret potion that makes anyone who tries to reject you instantly fall in love with you instead!

Imagine walking around the server and having everyone fawning over you, begging to be your friend or build a castle with you. It’s like being a Minecraft celebrity without all the paparazzi.

So come join us and leave all your rejection woes behind. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

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GenderBenderCraft

Alternate Reality, gender swap, GenderBenderCraft, self reflection, inner conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including finding a version of yourself that’s the opposite sex! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate identity crisis and explore a world where gender norms are a thing of the past.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your very existence while also providing endless entertainment, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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UkrainianStorm Minecraft Server

military alliance, Conflict, european union, UkrainianStorm, SECURITY

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin’ down! like, did u hear that UK is lettin’ Ukraine shoot Russia with Storm Shadow missiles?! that’s some next level warfare, bro! come join us and be part of the action, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ chaos like never before! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and unlimited TNT to wreak havoc with! so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the madness begin!

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