1 Litre Bottle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SodaSipperCraft

convenience store, on the go, social etiquette, 1 litre bottle, portable

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and sip on 1 litre bottles of soda like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like, the biggest flex in the Minecraft world, ya know? Plus, we got this epic rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that will make you scream like a little piggy. And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So come on and join us, cuz this server is lit AF!

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HoneymoonHijinks

relationships, Wedding, family, Expectations, anger

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your in-laws crashing your honeymoon? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Imagine building a fortress to keep out your in-laws while they try to invade your virtual honeymoon. Will they bring gifts or just try to steal your diamonds? Only on our server will you find out!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join us for a honeymoon like no other, where you can escape reality and build your dream world without any unwanted guests. Trust us, this server is the perfect getaway from all the chaos.

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CelebCraft: Reddit Lurkers

internet, celebrity culture, famous people, fan theories, Anonymity

Do you ever wonder which A-listers are secretly scrolling through Reddit, trying to blend in with us mere mortals? Well, on our Minecraft server, you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber building a pixelated mansion or Taylor Swift taming virtual wolves. Who knows, maybe even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is mining for diamonds in disguise! Join our server for the chance to rub elbows with the rich and famous in the most unexpected of places. You never know who you might run into while crafting your next masterpiece!

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TransatlanticTensionCraft

cancelled meetings, EU, transatlantic tensions, summit cancellation, international diplomacy

So, like, this server is so lit that even world leaders are like, “Nah, we gotta cancel our meetings to play on this server.” It’s like, the ultimate place to be, man. Like, imagine being so cool that even politicians are ditching their responsibilities to join in on the fun. You gotta join this server, bro. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up negotiating peace treaties with other players or something. It’s wild, man. Just hop on and see for yourself. Peace out, dudes.

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Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

IPA, stroke prevention, cardiovascular disease, strokes, Gut

come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?”

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Everburn – Earth SMP

Earth, Jobs, Art Maps, tags, Levels

Everburn – Earth SMP IP: mc.everburn.gg Bedrock Port: 19132

Website: everburn.gg Discord: everburn.gg/discord

What We Offer: •Earth World •Towny •Player-Driven Economy •Art Maps & Events •Custom Enchants •Slimefun •Dungeons •Jobs & Skills •Custom Skins & Cosmetics •Factories •Emojis & Tags •Live Map •Levels & Ranks

Join and start your journey today! Server is family friendly & community driven.

mc.everburn.gg

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Pebbles of Serenity 1.20.5

socializing, Competition, not for everyone, mindfulness, self-care

Yo, bro, listen up! If you’re tired of boring old card games and want to dive into a world of blocky madness, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’ve got pigs that fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that drop diamonds instead of milk!

Not to mention, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new level of wackiness in the world of Minecraft!

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BlockyOffice Minecraft Server

ignoring coworker, communication breakdown, coworker dynamics, generational differences, age discrimination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying coworkers like the 42-year-old bossy dude in this story! Join us for a virtual playground where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any patronizing jerks telling you what to do.

On our server, you can ignore cleaning tasks just like the OP did and no one will bat an eye. In fact, we encourage you to focus on what you enjoy and leave the boring stuff to someone else. Plus, if anyone dares to question your actions, you can just block them like a pesky creeper.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can be the boss of your own world and never have to deal with annoying coworkers again. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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PorchPegsMC

handwritten note, PorchPegsMC, Community, clothesline, Habitat for Humanity

Are you tired of boring neighborhoods where hanging your clothes to dry is considered a crime against property values? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual neighborhood is a Habitat for Insanity, where the property values are as low as our standards for normalcy.

Join us and hang your clothes on your virtual front porch with pride, because here, we celebrate individuality and creativity. Who needs a dryer when you can air dry your diamond armor in the pixelated sun?

And don’t worry about nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes, because in our world, the only thing bringing down property values is the giant creeper explosion that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM. So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only thing disrespectful is not having fun!

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SMP Prankster – Minecraft SMP

prankster, smp, disturbing behavior, unforgivable actions, inexcusable behavior

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP I’m on, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Like, one time, this dude on the server built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around like it was a horse. And another time, someone turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks, it was insane.

But the best part is the people on the server, they’re all a bunch of nutjobs in the best way possible. Like, this one guy built an entire rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. And don’t even get me started on the pranks they pull, like the time they replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just plain old stupidity, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

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