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Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Votes:	5421	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mines Excavated:	2238	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Crops Grown:	5326	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	4494

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	117520
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Votes:	1273	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	744371
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!