1 HP Minecraft Servers

1 Hp

  • Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

    Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YOLOcraft: 1 HP Edition

    YOLOcraft: 1 HP Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you have to worry about your health? Well, fear not, because on our server, you start with only 1 HP! That’s right, one measly little health point to keep you on your toes at all times.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could acquire from this majestic bird!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner and the absurdity knows no bounds. Who needs full health when you have this much excitement?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

    TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!

    why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!

    plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

    Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Launch Date 25th of August
    Server Location Europe
    Discord discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the theme of the server? The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
    How many kingdoms will there be? We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
    Can players engage in PvP? PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
    What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

    BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

    MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

    Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

    So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft

    CouchPotatoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

    Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

    Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

    So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server

    HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a rock? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of Pikachu on a sugar rush! Join us and explore a world that will make you question if you’re still in Japan or if you’ve been transported to the colorful lands of Sinnoh!

    We’ve got mountains taller than Mt. Everest, oceans deeper than the Mariana Trench, and forests denser than a Snorlax’s fur! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have secret hidden villages that are rumored to be home to legendary Pokemon.

    So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a rare shiny Charizard or befriend a group of Eevees that will follow you around like loyal companions. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United

    GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic alliance ever – the Judeo-Christianity Alliance! That’s right, we’ve got players building giant cathedrals next to synagogues, and it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! We also have crazy events like the Red Sea Crossing Race, where players have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course filled with water hazards and mobs. And let’s not forget about the Burning Bush Bonfire, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and tell stories about our craziest Minecraft adventures.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that combines religion and Minecraft in such a hilarious and epic way? Come join us and be a part of the most unique Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP