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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6888 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?
also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
