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MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	743
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Votes:	5955	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Votes:	9439
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	5131

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	871	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	2872
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Potions Brewed:	167	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3815	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1752	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

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ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	123
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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