Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No-Griefing Policy | Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store |
| Server Start | October 2018 |
| World Reset | Never reset. World dates back to July 2019. |
| Live Map | Check out the live map here |
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.
A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.
A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.
We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.
So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?
But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!
Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
What makes my server unique is that unlike every other “vanilla server” out there, my server is actually vanilla. How many times have you looked around for a vanilla SMP just for you to find one that claims to be vanilla, and then you join and they have anti-grief protection or even small mods/plugins such as locked chests. Do you know how annoying this is? I hated this so much that I gave in and decided to make my own server.
Some features that my server has that is different from most servers is:
• A channel in the Discord server that links the Minecraft chat and the Discord chat to allow better communication
• A decently hard-to-get role in the Discord server called “Shop Owner” (It is much harder than what the title makes it seem, more info in the Discord)
• Completely vanilla unlike every other server that claims to be vanilla
• A fully complete Discord server that wasn’t rushed and was made by me (I’ve been making servers for almost four years)
• I give everyone several chances before getting banned and I’m not strict
• I don’t give people I know custom roles or special permissions such as operator or administrator just because I know them
• I play survival unlike almost every other server owner in which they go in creative or cheat to get stuff
• Simple Voice Chat (I still consider my server fully vanilla since voice chat is completely optional)
• Builds and shops will be at spawn which will make for a great community
• My server has 4 gigabytes of ram with a 200% cpu boost which allows fast server joining and chunk loading
This server is actively growing very fast so I hope to see some even more members from Planet Minecraft. My server is really well-thought out, has several cool features such as the Shop Owner role and chat integration, and I didn’t rush when I was making everything, so I hope you guys love everything that I spent hours creating.
Discord: discord.gg/BYT4r6ZRJX
109.230.238.222:25569
Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and maybe even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure (and possibly someone’s naughty fantasies, but shh, we don’t talk about that). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!