Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

$1.74, 6.., banned, Beggar, big, Big mac, Buy, civilized world, Confused, Costs, Country, Cunt, dictatorial, GDP per capita, IVAN, Ivans, LGBT parades, Minecraft, poor Ivan, POVERTY, Rich, Server, shithole, stupid Ivan, totalitarian

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Pixelated Connection Gang

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connection, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gang, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, pixelated, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	88676
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and shenanigans galore!

Our server is home to a colorful cast of characters, from Lia the enchanting wizard to Dizzy the daring daredevil. Watch as they build, mine, and battle their way through the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll get the chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our server – the only way to find out is to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs and mayhem that await you!

TimeTraveler SMP – Reliving History!

american revolution, Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, civil rights movement, Experience, firsthand, French Revolution, historical event, History, Industrial Revolution, Medieval Times, moon landing, Period, reliving, Renaissance, roaring twenties, smp, TimeTraveler, victorian era, why, wish, world war

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Have you ever wanted to travel back in time and witness the epic battles of ancient civilizations? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting alongside gladiators in the Colosseum, or defending your kingdom from invading barbarians.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a time-traveling llama who can take you on wild adventures through different historical periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era or party with Cleopatra in ancient Egypt? The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So why wait? Join us now and make history come alive in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFibsMC

absurd lie, blatant falsehood, blatant lie, CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, dishonesty, dumb lie, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, laughable lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyPutin’sMCServ

Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServ, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, military operation, military strategy, military surprise, military tactics, political maneuvering, putin, russia, southern Russia, strategic planning, surprise assault, surprise attack, Ukraine, unexpected move, WARFARE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4820	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

lol join dis server if u wanna be as sneaky as Ukraine and surprise attack ur enemies like a boss! we got secret tunnels, hidden traps, and invisible potions to help u pull off the most epic raids ever! Putin ain’t got nothin on us, we’ll have u laughing all the way to victory! come join da fun and show off ur sneaky skills, cuz on dis server, we doin the least obvious thing like pros!

CraftyCossacks

border, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crimea, Crisis, donetsk, eastern europe, escalation, Expanded, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Politics, Regions, Russian, SECURITY, Tensions, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Love Letters Sent:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

lol come join this epic minecraft server where ukrainian warriors have expanded their territory to TWO russian regions!! battle it out in epic pvp matches and build ur own base to defend against the ukrainian invaders! join now to see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen! plus, we have free tacos every tuesday! what are u waiting for?? join now and let the chaos begin!!

HateCraft: Immigrant Integration Edition

animosity, anti-immigration, discrimination, Diversity, dominant-group natives, Edition, elected office, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HateCraft, Immigrant, Immigrants, immigration, integration, media coverage, Minorities, Minority representation, Multiculturalism, political impact, racism, Social Issues, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	7288	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride full of surprises! Our server is like a melting pot of craziness, just like the UK with all them immigrants and natives goin’ at it. When minorities take over, things get real spicy – hate crimes shoot up by 67% and anti-immigration talk goes through the roof by 110%! It’s like a soap opera unfolding right before your eyes, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. So come on and join the fun, you never know what drama will unfold next!

PiercedHeart

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, lootcrate, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6813
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Lifesteal server, Fun, PvP, Need staff, bedrock support, 24/7, teams, looking for active players that dont quit off start.

piercedheart.pvpserver.xyz:25600

Sky giant

Adventure, Alliance, armor, battlefield, Battles, Community, custom enchantments, Enchantments, Forge, Friends, Inclusive Community, Kingdom, legend, Lore, minecraft server, Realm, Sky giant, Skyblock, strategy, Victory, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1351
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Features:

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments, adding a strategic edge to battles. Unleash the fury of your enchanted weapons and armor to claim victory on the battlefield.

Inclusive Community: We pride ourselves on our welcoming and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a seasoned knight or a newcomer to the realm, you’ll find a home among our diverse community. Forge alliances, make new friends, and conquer the kingdom together.

Join us now and become a part of an unforgettable adventure! Uncover the lore, dominate the battlefield, and shape the future of our kingdom. Are you ready to create your legend?

Server Address: 135.148.151.234:25684

135.148.151.234:25684

AbuSMP – A Server So Vanilla, It’s Almost As Bland as the Real World – 1.19.2

1.19.2, AbuSMP, bland, real, Server, smp, SMP Vanilla Modded Community North America Fabric Whitelisted Discord New season Waypoints Waystones Ores Armor sets Claim system Griefing Cheating Trading market Economy Progress reset Farms, Vanilla, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2047
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

AbuSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Montreal, Canada
Discord	https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

About AbuSMP

The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around.

We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with carefully curated mods that enhance the vanilla experience.

Features

Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack
Claim and container locking system
No-tolerance policy for cheating and exploits
Server trading market
Recent season reset for a fresh start

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla+?	Yes, we aim to enhance the vanilla experience with mods that do not heavily alter gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
Is there a claim system to protect builds?	Yes, we have a claim and container locking system in place.
Are there rules against cheating?	We have a strict no-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits, and glitches.
Has the server recently reset?	Yes, we have started a new season for a fresh start with new players.

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

90s music, aspirations, British pop, catchy tune, Desires, dreams, empowerment, female singers, friendship, girl group, Girl Power, iconic, INDEPENDENCE, Lyrics, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop music, Self-expression, Server, song, spice girls, SpiceCraft, Wishes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Want to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword? We got you covered. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you their ancient chicken dance ritual. Trust us, it’s clucking amazing. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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