We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs!
Join us and show off your mad building skills while battling evil mobs with your pet polar bear sidekick!
You’ll be so proud of yourself for joining this wild and wacky server, you’ll never want to leave!
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we worship Mila, but we also have a secret underground cult dedicated to her favorite foods. Imagine a world where everything is made of pizza and ice cream – that’s the kind of madness you’ll find on this server.
So, if you’re a true Mila stan and you want to unleash your inner creativity in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make Mila proud!
Join us if you want your brain cells to spontaneously combust and your IQ to drop faster than a lead balloon.
We’ve got more craziness than a squirrel on a caffeine bender, so buckle up and prepare to question your very existence.
It’s like a virtual lobotomy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of scalpels and anesthesia.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of absolute madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sanity, because you’re gonna need it. Or not, who really cares anyway?
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies like you’re in a real-life horror movie!
With a community crazier than a bag of cats on meth, you’ll never know what to expect next!
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and questionable life choices! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild Masterofall0007 appears! This dude is like the ultimate tribal leader, guiding you through the wilderness of blocks and mobs with his mystical powers.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to join epic tribes and battle it out for supremacy, but you also get to experience the joys of building your own insane creations. Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Go for it! The sky’s the limit on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Masterofall0007 awaits your presence, so get your blocky butt in gear and start crafting some epic adventures!
join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot, rumored to give u superpowers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and making ur enemies explode into confetti.
we also have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where u can dress up ur llama in the most ridiculous outfits u can imagine.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and zebras are just the beginning. remember, sometimes hearing hoofbeats means zebras.
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our main focus this season will be togetherness. In previous seasons we had no world border meaning you could build anywhere. In our end of season survey, one of the biggest issues we felt as a community was that everyone was too far away. So this season we will be on one single continent using the Continents datapack, with a world border that will occasionally expand to reveal more continents.
A lot of our player base is in their mid 20s, but we have players in their 50s and older as well. Everyone is welcome here!
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
A bonus to this season is the use of a biome datapack. It slightly overhauls the biomes in the game giving us a closer experience to what Mojang had teased with its’ wild update. We are using the Blooming Bioshpere datapack for this. https://modrinth.com/datapack/blooming-biosphere
We also have a creative dimension!
We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hang out and have fun.
We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/kyakKhC2
Again, this server is very relaxed, there will be times with no events though we will try to have them as often as we can. The entire mod team works full time, but we try to be here as much as we can for all of you!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age restriction for joining Harvest SMP? | Yes, this is an 18+ server. |
| Do I need to apply to join Harvest SMP? | Yes, all players need to fill out an application in our Discord. |
| Can I build anywhere on the server? | This season we are on one single continent with occasional expansions, so your building space will be limited to that continent. |
| Are there community events on Harvest SMP? | We try to have events as often as we can, but there may be times with no scheduled events. |
| What kind of experience level do I need to join Harvest SMP? | All experience levels are welcome, whether you are a seasoned player or new to the game. |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about real-life family expectations. Plus, who needs a nephew named David when you can have a pet pig named Bacon instead?
So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way more fun than dealing with a pregnant sister and a loser baby daddy. And remember, on our server, you can be the master of your own blocky destiny!
We’ve got bio dads, stepdads, stepsisters, and half-sisters all fighting for your attention. Who needs blood relations when you can have a virtual family that’s even more dysfunctional than your own?
Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your bio dad and stepdad, and watch as they battle it out for the title of “Best Dad.” Will you choose the one who raised you or the one who just showed up out of nowhere? The drama never ends on our server!
So come on in and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional outbursts, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, it gets even crazier. These real estate agents are actually secret spies working for the government to gather intel on all the players in the server. They’re like, double agents or something. And if you don’t buy land from them, they’ll unleash a horde of zombie villagers on your base. It’s like, so intense.
But don’t worry, there’s a group of rogue players who are fighting back against the real estate agents. They’re like, the resistance or something. They’re building secret underground bases and using redstone contraptions to outsmart the agents. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with real estate agents, spies, and underground bases, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust me. Just watch out for those zombie villagers, they’re no joke.