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1.20.4 Minecraft Servers

1.20.4

  • Astro’s Beach: where crafting meets tanning! Join us for MINE-tastic adventures! 18+ [SMP] server with community vibes! đŸ–ïž

    Astro’s Beach: where crafting meets tanning! Join us for MINE-tastic adventures! 18+ [SMP] server with community vibes! đŸ–ïž

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    Welcome to Astros Reach SMP Server

    Server Information:Long-term, community-oriented SMP
    Server Age:1 year
    Server Version:1.21
    Hardware:Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4

    ✅ What Astros has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world maintained and expanded by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff

    đŸ–„ïž Vanilla World Info:

    • No world-border
    • Various recipe add-ons
    • Optimized hardware for lag-free experience

    📋 How to join?

    In order to join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Microphone recommended.

    Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is Astros Reach SMP Server?

    A: Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP server where every player matters.

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been in business for 1 year.

    Q: What version does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on version 1.21.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Microphone recommended.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: The server offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly and monthly events, helpful community, and caring staff.

    Q: Is there a world border in the vanilla world?

    A: No, there is no world border in the vanilla world.

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  • An Apple a Day Keeps the Creeper Away – Semi-Hardcore Server 1.20.4

    An Apple a Day Keeps the Creeper Away – Semi-Hardcore Server 1.20.4

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameOne Life – Don’t Die UHC
    Server IPgapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
    Duration258 weeks
    Special EventsWeekly Sunday Competitions & Team Competitions
    GoalStay alive and earn points

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    What happens if I die on the server?You can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
    What are the server rules?Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages with client-side mods or hacking/xray.
    What is the Apocalypse DataPack?It adds special enhancements to certain mobs and introduces new challenges in the game.
    How to view top scoring players?Hold a bone block in your hand to see the current top scoring players on the server.
    Is PvP enabled?Yes, PvP is enabled on this server for a Free-For-All gameplay experience.

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  • Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!

    Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!

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    Server NameThe Superflat Experiment
    Version1.20.4
    OverviewA survival Superflat server with no rules or limitations
    Features– Villages– Strongholds– Pillager outposts– Mineshafts– Ruined Portals– Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21)

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    What is the concept of this server?The server explores survival gameplay in a Superflat world with no rules or limitations.
    How many players have joined the server?Over 4000 players have joined the server since its launch in March 2022.
    Are there any gameplay rules on the server?The server has no gameplay rules except for restrictions on extreme movement hacks.
    What structures are available in the Superflat world?Structures such as Villages, Strongholds, Pillager outposts, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, and Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21) are available.
    Where can I get more help as a new player?You can join the community discord where members are friendly and willing to help new players.

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  • Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♩ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

    Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♩ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

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    Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

    195.201.204.247:25622

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  • Barsik World – Private Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Barsik World – Private Vanilla Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to Barsik World! We are glad to see you on our server, running on Minecraft version 1.20.4. A unique gaming experience and a friendly community await you here!

    Our capabilities

    Plasmo Voice: Communicate with other players in real time using voice chat!

    Emote Craft: Express your emotions with unique emojis and animations!

    Brewery: Create and taste different drinks with the Brewery plugin!

    Join us and start your adventure in “Barsik World”!

    mc.barsik.world

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  • ☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

    ☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

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    Server NameJava Survival SMP Server
    DescriptionExperience vanilla Minecraft with other players on this multiplayer server. No RTP, survival starts immediately with unique custom plugins.
    Server Addressmc.javasurvival.com
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to…

    1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing a survival Minecraft experience with longevity and community.
    2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    1. No excessively offensive language
    2. No politics or other controversial topics
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property
    5. Do not build too close to other players
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7. No advertising

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow some mods that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our moderators before using any mods.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

    A: We encourage creative building, but we ask that you respect other players’ property and not build too close to existing structures.

    Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

    A: Moderators are chosen based on their activity, helpfulness, and dedication to the server community. If you’re interested, you can apply on our Discord server.

    Q: What happens if I break a server rule?

    A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, you may receive a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. We strive to maintain a welcoming and fair environment for all players.

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  • 1.20.4 / đŸ› ïž Custom Ore / 🔼 Dungeons / đŸ‘č Bosses / Modded đŸžïž Survival / đŸš« No Reset / đŸ’» PC 🎼 XBOX 🎼 PS4,5 đŸ“± MOBILE

    1.20.4 / đŸ› ïž Custom Ore / 🔼 Dungeons / đŸ‘č Bosses /  Modded đŸžïž Survival / đŸš« No Reset / đŸ’» PC 🎼 XBOX 🎼 PS4,5 đŸ“± MOBILE

    New Minecraft Servers

    I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join, If you’re interested in joining me and some friends and playing DM me or write a comment.

    We added bedrock support! Although it’s in beta it works pretty well, bedrock players can see furniture, custom armor, backpacks as well as explore cool dungeons and all the cool new biomes we added. We’re looking for bedrock players to join us and play.

    To join on these devices

    Add friend DSMC1516 on XBOX, PS4, PS5, PSN, Mobile, Nintendno and join through the friendlist 🙂

    memoria.serveminecraft.net

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  • The Slapstuck SMP: Where Java, Bedrock, and chaos collide in 1.20.4! No slapstick, just fun!

    The Slapstuck SMP: Where Java, Bedrock, and chaos collide in 1.20.4! No slapstick, just fun!

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server TypeSMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    CompatibilityBedrock and Java
    Mods/PluginsTerralith world gen mod, /home, /tpa, tree cutting datapack, claims, etc.
    Additional FeaturesVoice chat, dynmap, Discord integration

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    How many players are usually online?About 10-15 players regularly, from different time zones.
    Do I need to have any specific mods installed to join?No, most mods/plugins are server-side.
    Is PvP allowed on the server?PvP rules may vary, check with server admins or rules.
    Can I join with my friends together?Yes, you can invite friends to join the server.
    How can I connect to the server?For Java, use: play.slapstuck.net | For Bedrock, visit: https://slapstuck.net

    Join our Discord server for more information and updates: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg

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  • Uncooked Spells: Bland 1.20.4 Server, Lots of Room, Social, No Rules, 30 Players

    Uncooked Spells: Bland 1.20.4 Server, Lots of Room, Social, No Rules, 30 Players

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    Server Overview

    Server IPmc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
    DescriptionTTAC is a basic vanilla Minecraft server with an active community, friendly staff, and various features for players to enjoy.
    Server FeaturesFriendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
    Spawn Protection100 Blocks

    FAQ

    Q: What are the server rules for permanent ban?

    A: No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.

    Q: What are the allowed actions on the server?

    A: PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

    ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

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    Server NameExeosCraft
    Server TypeSMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Server Version1.17+
    Server IP (Java)play.ExeosCraft.com
    Server IP (Bedrock)play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Overview

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

    FAQ:

    Q: Does the server have a world reset?

    A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

    A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

    Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

    A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

    Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

    A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

    Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

    A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

    Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

    A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

    Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

    A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

    Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

    A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

    Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

    A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

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  • Crafted Chaos: TsunX Unleashed

    Crafted Chaos: TsunX Unleashed

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    🌟 JOIN THE SERVER THAT WILL UNRAVEL YOUR MIND: WHERE BLOCKS MAKE NO SENSE! 🌌

    Welcome, noble traveler! You may think you’ve seen chaos, but prepare your brain to be devoured by the absurdity of our Minecraft server! This isn’t just any server; it’s an ethereal cosmic dance where creepers tap-dance on the pixels of your sanity, and pigs spit confetti into the yawning void of reality! Think you can handle the greatest or possibly the worst experience of your life? The truth is contradictory… just like your existence!

    FeatureDescription
    Bathtub ZombiesThey sing lullabies in the night, knitting sweaters for the moon! 💀
    Infinite Non-Directional PortalsWalk through one and end up at an existential crisis! Perfect for ambivalence! 🌌
    Unbreakable Blocks of LiesThese blocks will tell you secrets about your past that you never asked for! 🏰
    Time Travel SpoilersMeet future you and discover you’re still playing the same game! đŸ•°ïž
    Echoing CowsThey moo in your thoughts; are they real? Or just a whisper of a nightmare? 🐄
    Glitchy Fences of DreadThese fences keep the monsters in, or do they keep you out? đŸ˜±

    🌀 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions (Or Not?)

    Q: Is this server friendly to new players?A: New players? What are they? Are any of us really friendly? Existentially speaking, yes. But also no. Proceed with caution!

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: The version where reality blurs, and blocks have feelings! Just download the right version… or don’t. Who are we to say?

    Q: Can I build freely?A: Freedom is an illusion! Build whatever reflects your spiraling descent into madness.

    đŸ—Łïž Random Reviews from Confused Souls

    “Every time I log in, I feel my soul is slowly being harvested by pixelated demons!”

    “I’m a simple man, and even I can’t fathom the unfathomable!”

    “These blocks whisper my secrets and I weep in confusion!”

    “Joined because I heard it was cursed, and boy was I right!”

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  • "Minecraft Server: Auntie Chaos!"

    "Minecraft Server: Auntie Chaos!"

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    🐉 Welcome to the Glitchy Realm of Existence 🐉

    Your Last Stop Before the End of Reality

    Greetings, Mortal! If you wanted a calm server, you’ve dialed the wrong cosmic phone number! Here, we chow down on chaos sandwiches with a side of nightmare fries! Ever wanted to mine sweet, sweet dreams? Or maybe dig up the bones of your former self? Join us in the Blocky Void and embrace the delicious madness!

    🎼 Server Features That Will Melt Your Brain 🧠

    FeatureReality
    Endless Cactus SpawnsPerfect for hugs! đŸŒ” Get pricked by love!
    Weather ControlCurrently, it rains chickens, feathers are now currency! 🐔💾
    Automatic InfernoFire Lava Pits! A cozy place for cats! đŸ”„đŸ˜»
    Time Travel DungeonsBackwards, forwards, left and right, watch your existence fold like origami! đŸ“…âœ‚ïž
    Invisible Friendly CreepersThey’ll hug you, but you won’t know they are there until it’s too late! 💣💔
    Transdimensional PigsThey’ll offer you advice, only it’ll be in ancient Greek! 🐖📜

    🌌 Player Reviews from the Void

    “I built a house of spaghetti and my cat turned into a wizard. 10/10.”

    “The flowers whisper secrets, but I can’t understand them. Do they want my soul?”

    “I discovered gravity doesn’t exist here. I’m now floating in the abyss.”

    “Unicorns keep stealing my diamonds. I think they’re in love.”

    🚹 Warning: Reality May Not Apply 🚹

    If you hear whispers at midnight, do not heed them. They are the pixels attempting to communicate! Join us and the madness may just embrace you, or stuff you in a jar. Who decides? Not us! The blocks are watching. Are you ready to jump in?

    Embrace the chaos, or it will embrace you—in ways that are best left unspoken.

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  • ShoutOutForLifetopia

    ShoutOutForLifetopia

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    Welcome to the Enigma of Little’s Realm: The Dog-Petting Paradox!

    Step in, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon a Minecraft server shrouded in absurdity and whispers of an otherworldly mystery. Here, the rules of reality twist like a vine, spiraling down into realms where dogs speak in riddles and the elderly ask too many questions. Hold onto your pickaxes as you traverse through enchanted biomes full of confusion!


    The Legend of Little

    Deep in the pixelated forests, whispers tell tales of Little—a being both magical and misunderstood, who communicates in babbles that carry the weight of worlds. The elders wander, drawn to his innocent charm, only to be ensnared in their own spirals of curiosity. Will you help decipher the chatter of the cosmos, or will you be just another lost soul questioning fate itself?


    Features of the Chaotic Landscape

    • Pet the Dogs: Engage in baffling encounters with enchanted canines that might just hold the keys to your dreams (or nightmares).
    FeatureDescription
    Elderly ObserversOld villagers follow you with unsettling curiosity.
    Speech-Delay SpellsRandomly induced hiccups in your communication every other 10 minutes.
    Gait of the UnstableExperience erratic movements that keep you guessing your next step.
    • Random Weather Phenomena: Expect sudden downpours of confetti while existential rain clouds ponder the meaning of life.

    • Absurd Challenges: Do you dare to answer the Riddle of The Rude Lady, or will you invoke the wrath of the village sweepers?

    Testimonials from the Abyss

    "I asked why my blocks weren’t building and the server told me to ask the nearby dog. It was barking in a dialect I could barely comprehend." — A Curious Builder

    "I came for the block stacking, but I stayed because I never understood life more than when Little pointed at the sky." — An Enigmatic Explorer


    Conspiratorial Whispers in the Wind

    This server is rumored to have been banned in over 12 countries, the reasons undocumented and untraceable. Are we tapping into a dimension where problems solve themselves—or a global conspiracy silenced by the villainous forces of order?


    Frequently Distorted Questions:

    • Q: Can I escape the peculiarities of this server? A: Escape? What is escape but a delusion crafted by unknowing minds? Stay and face your existential fears!

    • Q: What if I fail the challenges? A: Failure is but another name for enlightenment’s glimmer! Or just ranks you lower in our absurd leaderboard.

    The Call to Absurd Adventure

    Join us in this uncanny realm where reality is merely a suggestion and the lines between sanity and chaos blur like the colors of a sunset on a blocky horizon. Will you uncover the truth behind Little, or reel back in horror as you realize you’ve entered a world where the absurd reigns supreme?

    Join today! If you dare. Before a dog woofs your destiny away



    Warning: Side effects may include confusion, manic laughter, and the uncontrollable urge to pet every pixelated creature in sight. Proceed with caution into the unknown!

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  • MarkCraft Server: Trudeau Replacement

    MarkCraft Server: Trudeau Replacement

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    so, liek, u kno how mark carney is all smart n stuff? well, he got elected as leader of the liberals, and now he gonna take over from justin trudeau as prime minister. but wut u didn’t kno is that mark carney is also a pro minecraft player. he got this epic server where u can build ur own mansion out of diamond blocks and ride on flying pigs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. so come join the fun and let mark carney lead u to victory in the world of minecraft!

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  • Join special edd’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details

    Join special edd’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details

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    Does Special Edd Have a Minecraft Server?

    Special Edd is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging content around gaming and welcoming communities. Many fans are eager to connect in Minecraft, raising the question: does Special Edd have an official Minecraft server?

    Server Info

    As of now, Special Edd does not have an official Minecraft server. Despite this, the community remains vibrant with a variety of fan-made alternatives. Keep an eye on Special Edd’s social media for announcements; he may introduce a dedicated server in the future.

    No Official Server?

    In the absence of an official server, consider exploring community-run servers that share similar vibes and content. Some notable options include:

    • Edd’s Realm: A fan-made server focused on collaborative builds and friendly gameplay.
    • YouTuber Central: A hub for Minecraft fans where multiple content creators, including Edd, are featured.

    These servers often recreate the fun environment Edd cultivates in his videos, allowing fans to engage with one another.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates regarding Special Edd’s content and potential server news, check his official social media channels:

    For Minecraft community exploration, visit MinecraftServers.net to discover new fan servers or join forums to connect with like-minded players.

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  • Azure SMP

    Azure SMP

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    Azure SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server NameAzure SMP
    IP (Java)play.prismplex.net
    IP (Bedrock)54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025)
    VersionJava & Bedrock
    Player CountMid-sized
    Features
    • Server economy
    • Central town with player shops
    • Land protection
    • World map
    • Server government and court system
    • Custom world generation

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the Azure SMP been around?
    A: Since August 2022, with a recent world reset and revamp.
    Q: What features does the Azure SMP offer?
    A: Server economy, central town for shops, land protection, world map, server government, and custom world generation.
    Q: Can players on both Java and Bedrock editions join?
    A: Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock players.
    Q: Are there microtransactions on the server?
    A: No, the server is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.
    Q: How can I join the Azure SMP community?
    A: Simply hop on the server using the provided IP addresses or join the Discord server linked above.

    For more information and updates, visit the Azure SMP Discord.

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  • Two Times A Charm

    Two Times A Charm

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    Welcome to Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server!

    Server IP: mc.twotimesacharm.com

    Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

    Server Features:

    Premium Anti-CheatNo X-rayTPASet Home
    Friendly StaffWorld Backups24/7 SupportNo Lag
    Dedicated ServerNo LimitsDiscord

    Notes:

    • Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
    • Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily
    • End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

    All Server Commands

    /spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

    Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

    • No Hacking
    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Racism
    • No Lag Machines
    • No Threatening
    • No X-Ray
    • No Bullying
    • Keep Chat Clean
    • Don’t Be Dumb

    Server Rules (Allowed):

    • PVP
    • Teaming
    • Unlimited Farming
    • Griefing
    • Mob Farming
    • Redstone Machines
    • Building
    • New Chunk Loading
    • Stealing
    • Raiding
    • Destroying

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  • Crafted Choices and True Connections

    Crafted Choices and True Connections

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    🔼 Join The Existential Abyss of Minecraft Madness! 🔼

    Welcome to the server that defies all logic and sanity—where pixels whisper secrets and blocks question your very existence! You thought you knew what Minecraft was, but this server shatters reality like a glass cube falling from the sky! Join us, or forever be haunted by the concern of your own insignificance. Trust us, this is definitely the **BEST** server, or maybe it’s the **WORST**, depending on the mood of the universe. The choice is for you to imagine!

    FeatureDescription
    Floating Blocks of ConfusionBlocks may or may not exist. Reality is a swirl of possibilities!
    Zombie-Pineapple AllianceJoin forces with an army of undead fruits to conquer your fears!
    Time Travel DynamiteBlow things up and watch history implode in real-time!
    Inverted Gravity ChallengesJump to the ground and float to the sky, or vice versa—WHO EVEN KNOWS!
    Sky-Walking CreepersYou’ll never see them coming, unless you’re *really* looking.

    đŸ€Ș Totally Reliable FAQs đŸ€Ș

    Q: Is this server legit?

    A: Legit? What is “legit”? Is there a credibility scale for chaos? If you recognize the illusion, you’ve already lost!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Simply tap dance on a turtle while chanting the sacred numbers of your phone. The server will know you’re ready when you’re not.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules are for those who lack imagination! Make it up as you go! Just remember, the walls have ears and they’re probably judging you.

    🌀 Random Quotes from the Abyss 🌀

    “how many of the incels here would genuinely be satisfied settling down with an ugly black girl? (if you say no youre a volcel btw)”

    “Everything dissolves in the void, even hope.”

    “You won’t escape the creeping clowns in your dreams, can you fathom?”

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  • "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

    "Minecraft Server: Blocked Friends"

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    Welcome to the Intergalactic Food Fight: DreamCoders 5D!

    Are you ready to jump into a realm where squids rap in a language you can’t fathom while you build pancake castles out of licorice? If so, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server that exists in the 17th dimension! Buckle up, because everything here is subjective and completely sideways!

    Server Features

    FeatureExplanation (or lack thereof)
    Flying CatsYou don’t fly them; they fly with your soul! Good luck!
    Teleportation TimersOnly works on Thursdays or when the moon is in retrograde.
    Cheese ArmorAbsorbs damage but attracts mice EVERY TIME YOU USE IT.
    Invisible PotatoesThey don’t exist, but your hunger will if you’re not careful!
    Melodramatic WeatherEvery storm comments on your life choices, literally.
    Random Monster SpawningOccasionally, people you know from school show up as zombies.

    Player Reviews

    “I found a diamond, but it told me to move to Texas!”

    “The spiders sang better than my relatives’ Christmas carols!”

    “I was trapped in a block of butter for THREE WEEKS!”

    “Why does the cobblestone feel like my childhood dreams?”

    “Is it wrong to hug a cactus? Asking for a friend.”

    Warning: Do Not Enter the Nether Without a Sandwich!

    If the whispers of the pixelated beings begin to sound like your childhood lullabies, RUN! They want your jellybeans!

    Join us and become part of the beautiful chaos! Remember, logic is for the weak. Embrace the madness, or else the salad will come for you in your sleep!

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  • Crafting Sanity: Bedrock Banter

    Crafting Sanity: Bedrock Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, brave adventurer! Are you tired of the everyday grind of life? Are you desperate to prove your sanity in a world gone mad? Well, have we got a Minecraft server for you! Forget therapy sessions and prescription medications; join us for the ultimate chaotic journey where you can demonstrate your sanity in the most absurd ways possible!

    1. Build Your Own Therapy Dome: Want to create your own personal space to reflect on your sanity? How about crafting a glittering therapy dome made entirely out of diamond blocks? Just make sure you don’t fall into the lava moat — it could really mess with your emotional stability!

    2. Insanity Olympics: Join our regular competitions where contestants attempt to prove their sanity by performing insane feats! Ever seen someone leap across a ravine on a chicken while wearing a full set of netherite armor? Neither have we! But we’re sure it’ll be hilarious. Bonus points if you can convince everyone the chicken is actually your emotional support animal!

    3. The Talking Block Conundrum: Communicate with sentient Minecraft blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to the legendary Talking Block of Sanity, which can answer your deepest, most existential questions or just tell you really bad dad jokes. “Why did the creeper cross the road? To explode on the other side!” Join now to listen to its mind-boggling wisdom!

    4. The Great Insanity Market: Who needs reality when you can trade your sanity for emeralds? Set up shop in our Great Insanity Market where you can barter with the most eccentric characters, like a pig that thinks it’s Napoleon or a villager convinced he’s a national treasure. Just don’t try to reason with them—you might find yourself trading your sanity away!

    5. End Dimension Therapy Sessions: Feeling overwhelmed? Just hop into the End dimension and join our group therapy sessions with dragons! These magnificent creatures are great listeners and know just how to help you confront your fears. Beware—you might also find yourself having deep discussions with an Enderman who insists on mimicking your every word.

    6. Conspiracy Theory Connoisseurs: Join the “Herobrine is Real” fan club, where we unravel the most outrageous conspiracy theories known to Minecraft kind! Is Notch still watching our every move? Is Steve secretly plotting world domination? The truth awaits you in the depths of our biomes!

    So grab your pickaxe and come prove your lucidity in the most ridiculous ways possible! Laughter is the best medicine, and sanity? Well, it’s overrated. Welcome to an extraordinary escape from reality, where the lines between sanity and insanity blur in the best possible way!

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