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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 759 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8593 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Hamas is scared of it. They tried to silence us ’cause they know we’re too cool for school. They’re like, “Oh no, they’re talking about our combat fatalities in Gaza! We can’t let them spread the word!” But we’re like, “Nah, bro, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.”
So come join us, and let’s show Hamas who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can resist free cake, amirite? Let’s do this, gamers!