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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7211 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!