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ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8476
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Magic Crystals Found:	25

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	483	Dragon Eggs Found:	8881

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4664	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8347	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	813
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!