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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8251 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 35 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1087 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!