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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1028 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 5050 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty