1½ Minecraft Servers

1½ Minecraft Servers

  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4802
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Potions Brewed: 84
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

    Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

    We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

    Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

    So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeriesSillies

    SeriesSillies
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8772
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 493349 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ores Mined: 9470
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderPushersMC

    BorderPushersMC
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3400
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

    GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4037
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Potions Brewed: 60
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

    ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3280
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

    BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4871
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7072 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrashCraft Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4420
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

    Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VetoSisVsWifeCraft

    VetoSisVsWifeCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6337
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5723
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 3354
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

    With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BootyCraft

    BootyCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 314
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 249
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Emeralds Found: 2905
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TankWarsUK

    TankWarsUK
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2958
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Crops Grown: 3314
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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