07scape Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wheeler’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident aftermath, bicycle safety, bike accident, cautionary tale, dangerous situations, emergency room visit, injury, life-changing event, lucky to be alive, Medical Treatment, Near Death Experience, painful accident, physical therapy, Realm, recovery process, road accidents, road safety, scrotum injury, traumatic experience, truck accident, truck collision, Wheelers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s even more intense than getting your scrotum flattened by a truck!

– We have more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, so get ready to be blown away (literally)! – Our community is crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, so you’ll never be bored with all the chaos and shenanigans. – The only thing more unpredictable than our server is a toddler on a sugar rush, so expect the unexpected at every turn. – We’ve got more surprises than a jack-in-the-box convention, so get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions (and creepers). – Join us if you dare, because this server is more insane than a pineapple pizza debate.

NeighborlyKnockers

apartment, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Grateful, Inappropriate Behavior, Kindness, neighbor, NeighborlyKnockers, overreacted, personal space, privacy, privacy invasion, Respect, social norms, unannounced visits, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted visitors barging into your virtual home unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises, just like the unexpected visits from our neighbor in the story above.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can set up all the booby traps and security measures you need to keep nosy neighbors out. Build your fortress, gather your resources, and defend your territory like a boss.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of virtual life, just remember that at least you don’t have a real-life neighbor sneaking into your apartment while you’re half-dressed. So come join us for a laugh, a thrill, and a whole lot of fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

Adversity, bad breaks, BLOCK, Challenges, difficult situations, Difficulties, Hardship, INEQUALITY, injustice, Life, life challenges, life struggles, Lifes, misfortune, Obstacles, setbacks, smp, Struggle, tough luck, tough times, UNFAIR, UnfairCraft, unfairness, unfortunate circumstances

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PineappleCraftPizzaLand

controversial toppings, culinary choices, divisive foods, food debate, food discussions, food opinions, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple haters, pineapple lovers, PineappleCraftPizzaLand, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, savory and sweet, unconventional toppings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	4175
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old toppings? Well, look no further because our server is like a Hawaiian pizza – controversial but oh so delicious! Join us if you dare to challenge the status quo and embrace the chaos of pineapple on pizza.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of pineapple pizza lovers who have sworn to protect their precious topping at all costs. Rumor has it that they hold epic pizza parties in hidden underground bunkers, complete with lava moats and diamond-encrusted pizza cutters.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza with all your might. Just remember, when it comes to toppings, we don’t play by the rules – we play by our taste buds!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Animals Bred:	55
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	4390	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

#english speaking, 1.21.3, Agencies, Branches, Community, culture, en branches, English, Entertainment, ETERNAL, Fandoms, Impact, japanese, Japanese vtuber, jp, Launch, ONLINE, Rising, speaking, Sun, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	591206
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Towns Built:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3188	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2163	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	130
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?