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MangaMania Minecraft SMP

Artbook Selection, Artbooks, bookstore, Bookstore Changes, Bookstore Experience, Bookstore Trends, Bookstore Visit, danmei, Danmei Success, Light Novel Failure, light novels, Manga, Manga collection, Manga Section, MangaMania, Minecraft, physical manga, Reading Trends, romance novels, smp, Webtoon Invasion, webtoons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old bookstores with the same old manga selection? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be for all your manga needs! We’ve got a manga section that’s been transformed into a webtoon wonderland, complete with artbooks that will make your eyes pop out of your head.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Danmei section that’s stocked with romance novels that will make you blush harder than a creeper caught in broad daylight. Who needs light novels when you’ve got Danmei taking over the world?

Join our server now and experience a bookstore like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Farms Harvested:	229
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

DeathCope Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Afterlife, anxiety, coping, coping mechanisms, death, DeathCope, emotional wellbeing, end of life, existential crisis, facing mortality, fear, Grief, Loss, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, self reflection, smp, spirituality, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Votes:	493	Players Killed by Monsters:	1671

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	New Chunks Explored:	21209
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).