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BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Animals Bred:	168	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Animals Bred:	58
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4584	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mines Excavated:	3469
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Votes:	5626
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8011
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.