03.30.24 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mines Excavated:	2123	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	3706	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	2633
Star Shards Collected:	72	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Votes:	8052
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	543
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

amd ryzen, Beginner, California, Cards, Chaos, club, Community, CPU, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardware, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Join, Lgbt, LGBTQ, MEMBERSHIP, Mods, Optimization, Projects, RAM, San Jose, setup, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1728
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	4376	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	9165	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

$420 million, $630 million, agriculture, business opportunities, cannabis legalization, CannaCraft420, Economy, growth, Industry, Investment, legal cannabis, market, medicinal cannabis, morocco, North Africa, per year, potential revenue, projected, recreational cannabis, regulations, WORTH..

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	416
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

appetizer, Buffalo, chicken wings, Conflict, Cooking, Culinary, DECLARATION, drums, Flats, Food, Fried, History, Poultry, price, snack, spicy, tradition, trend, War, whole wing, WingWarzMC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Buildings Constructed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Towns Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Crops Grown:	2569	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.