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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3177 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 600 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.
So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!
