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WeddingBribeGoneWild

WeddingBribeGoneWild, Behavior, nc, Asshole, fancy night out

Looking for a Minecraft server that will pay you to avoid annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server and earn $2,000 just for keeping away from that one player who always ruins your fun.

We understand the struggle of dealing with toxic relatives, so why not make some cash while you game? Plus, if you’re lucky, maybe your family will finally start listening to your boundaries.

Don’t be a baby like the player who couldn’t take a joke at the wedding. Join our server and game in peace, all while making bank. Who knew avoiding family drama could be so profitable?

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CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

Crypto, Job Opportunities, side hustles, kidney sale, CraftyAdvice

Are you tired of working multiple jobs and still not making enough money to live your best life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and start earning virtual currency like never before.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in our server and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with $15,000 worth of virtual coins. It’s like hitting the jackpot without even leaving your house! Who needs to sell a kidney when you can make bank in the virtual world?

Forget working 3 jobs just to make ends meet, join our server and start living the high life in no time. Plus, you’ll have a blast building your dream world and battling mobs with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

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Blocky Love Connection

proof, blocky, Honesty, Assurance, meet my gf

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your virtual soulmate, who may or may not be a creeper in disguise. But hey, love knows no bounds, right?

We also offer the unique opportunity to prove your love by sending in-game currency to your significant other. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift them a diamond sword instead?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate test of love and friendship in the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a virtual soap opera drama like no other!

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Crafty Trump Tower: Where BTC hits $1,000,000 and pigs fly! LOL

long trail, tags, Fly, Widgets, Politics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and witness the magical transformation of BTC to $1,000,000 if Trump wins the election, or BTC to $1,000 if Biden wins! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of cryptocurrency madness! So come on over and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might just strike it rich while building your dream world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Crafty AF Server: Seriously, Allright, Fucking Minecraft Madness

allright, Storage, Smartphone, Minecraft, Budget

Are you tired of being limited by your phone’s storage capacity? Do you want a phone that won’t break the bank but still has all the features you need? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, all while enjoying the luxury of unlimited storage space. Forget about those outdated phones with limited storage, on our server, you can have as much space as you want without breaking the bank.

Imagine a world where you can store all your favorite memes, cat videos, and embarrassing selfies without ever having to worry about running out of space. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to storage woes forever. Trust us, once you go unlimited, you’ll never look back.

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PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

independence day, april 2024, PPP, Prosperous, military parade

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

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CreeperCraft SMP

minecraft server, planetminecraft, 5.., multiplayer, Claim

CreeperCraft Is one of the MOST Friendliest servers on PlanetMinecraft!

We have custom plugins like:/shop /warp /claim /home /fly /sell

So don’t feel afraid to join!

For every person that joins in the First WEEK of this being posted will get $5,000 in-game!

CreeperCraft – Offical Trailer! (Click Here)

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Blockbuster LOLz

funny, forever funny, eternal humor, Entertainment, famous quote

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

spirituality, Soul, Open-mindedness, Afterlife, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

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Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

loyalty, CultCraft, Psychology, Manipulation, Commitment

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

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