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AncientCalendar Minecraft Server

000 years old, 12, Ancient, ancient technology, AncientCalendar, archaeology, astronomical, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, discovery, findings, History, Humanity, Minecraft, Monument, Neolithic, oldest, prehistoric, research, scientists, Server, stone age, timekeeping

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5197	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	6730
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Votes:	7626
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Votes:	5310
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1266	Crops Grown:	6481
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	78
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	451
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beautiful landscapes, Black sea, Caucasus region, explore georgia, Food, georgia, Georgian culture, hidden gems, historic sites, Hospitality, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, SightSeeing, smp, TBILISI, tourism, travel, travel inspiration, vacation, Visit, visit Georgia, wine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Free Speech MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

play.freespeechmc.net:25581

Target SMP

Community, Events, in-game prizes, join us, Minecraft, Survival, Target SMP, vanilla smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the Target SMP! We are a small vanilla SMP with a great community. We host new events occasionally, with the chance to win in-game prizes. Don’t miss out! Come join us!

play.targetmc.xyz:30098

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Farming, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, Only, PvP, recommended, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4959	Ores Mined:	2223
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

plqf.vanilla-box.ru