000 Years Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HyenaCraft5000

000 Years, 5.., African Animals, African History, African wildlife, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Animal Behavior, animal sighting, conservation, egypt, first time, historical discovery, hyena species, HyenaCraft5000, predator, rare sighting, spotted hyena, wildlife, wildlife conservation, Wildlife Discovery, wildlife sighting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	137	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT, WE GOT SPOTTED HYENAS RUNNING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE. THEY BEEN CHILLIN IN EGYPT FOR LIKE 5,000 YEARS AND NOW THEY DECIDED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER.

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE THESE WILD ANIMALS IN ACTION, THEY BE BUILDING HOUSES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL. PLUS, THEY GOT SOME SICK DANCE MOVES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.

SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE FUN, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME BESTIES WITH A SPOTTED HYENA. #WILDLIFELOVERS #EGYPTADVENTURE #HYENAFRIENDS

MammothMania – Hunt or be hunted!

000 Years, climate change, Conclusion, Consistent, Decisive, Extinction, giant sloths, Human hunting, hunt, Hunted, large mammals, last 50, MammothMania, mammoths, mastodons, researchers, review, Role, scientific articles, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt humans instead of animals! forget about climate change, we’re all about that human hunting life. we’ve got mammoths, mastodons, and giant sloths for you to track down and take out. with over 300 scientific articles backing us up, you know this server is the real deal. so grab your weapons and get ready for the ultimate hunting experience. join now and show off your skills as a human hunter extraordinaire!

AboriginalIceAgeRitual

000 Years, 12, aboriginal culture, AboriginalIceAgeRitual, ancient ceremony, ancient traditions, archaeological evidence, Archaeological Findings, Australian Aboriginal ritual, cave, cultural heritage, east Victorian, ethnographically documented, Gunaikurnai Country, historical practices, indigenous history, last ice age, long-term ritual practice, ritual continuity, ritual performed, ritual significance, traditional beliefs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server got sum crazy stuff goin on! like, did u know dat we got archaeological evidence of an ethnographically documented Australian Aboriginal ritual dated all da way back to da last ice age? yea, u heard me right! not only dat, but dis ritual has been performed for at least 12,000 years in a east Victorian/Gunaikurnai Country cave!

imagine exploring dat cave in minecraft, finding ancient artifacts and maybe even summoning some ancient spirits! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on dis server! so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild and wacky world! u won’t regret it, trust me!

BlueShrineCraft Minecraft Server

000 Years, 2.., Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Blue, BlueShrineCraft, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, expensive, historical, historical site, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare, Román, Server, shrine, Treasure, unearthed, valuable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a rare and expensive BLUE SHRINE unearthed in Pompeii after almost 2,000 years!!! like, whoa dude, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine the power and magic that must be in that shrine, like, you gotta join just to see it for yourself.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold statues of famous minecraft youtubers. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on, trying to find all the hidden gems and secrets scattered throughout the server.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them carrots. it’s like a magical bacon factory up in here, you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	130993
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	122
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	398503	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

bedtime snack, best midnight snack, comfort food, delicious snacks, easy snacks, food cravings, healthy snacks, hunger pangs, late night munchies, late-night snack, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, quick snacks, satisfying cravings, satisfying snacks, snack ideas, snack options, snack recipes, snack time, SnackTimeSMP, tasty treats

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ores Mined:	3506	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!