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OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

Amped, anticipation, buzzed, eager, Ecstatic, energized, enthusiastic, EXCITEMENT, exhilarated, fired up, full of energy, hype, Hyped, jazzed, LolCraft, motivated, on cloud nine, passionate, pumped up, Ready, Station, stoked, Thrilled, Train

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	78
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

arousal, collide, confession, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cum, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Identity, Intimacy, Jewels, JEWESS, Nightly, Obsession, Political, Politics, Provocative, Religion, secret, Sleep, stereotype, taboo, Thoughts

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

bailing, banned, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, courage, CREEPERS, decision, desire, FANTASY, fear, Griefing, hesitation, HonestCraft, Honesty, Intimacy, Invitation, relationships, room, self reflection, temptation, Threesome, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

#fangirling, Anime, anime forum, comedy, COSPLAY, Crafty, fan theories, Gaming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, NEET, Otaku, otaku community, PIXEL, Playground, queen of /a/, season 3, slice of life, speculation, umaru chan, Umaru Thread, Umarus, waifu

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	670550	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

advice needed, ANONYMOUS, anonymous advice, anonymous post, anonymous user, community support, CraftyMcCraftFace, Decision making, Dilemma, ethical dilemma, Ethics, Help, internet post, moral, moral compass, No. 917248703, Online Community, online forum, seeking guidance, uncertain situation, wwyd

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

TrustFallCraft: Where You’ll Get Destroyed (but in a Fun Way!)

Awareness, Business, Caution, danger, deceitful, Destroyed, easy target, Exploitation, Fun, gullible, low-trust society, Manipulation, Naive, Protection, Risk, self-preservation, skepticism, Trust, TrustFallCraft, Trusting, Vulnerability, wary, Youll

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	500106
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where trust is not just a word, it’s a way of life! Join us if you want to survive in a world where everyone has your back, even when you’re mining for diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can TRUST your fellow players to not steal your loot or sabotage your builds. No more worrying about getting destroyed by sneaky backstabbers – we’ve got your back!

On our server, you can build alliances with other players, trade resources without fear, and explore the vast world of Minecraft without constantly looking over your shoulder. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of – on our server, everyone plays fair!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the joy of living in a high-trust society where you can truly thrive and build amazing creations without the fear of betrayal. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocks, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Galore, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, lols, Memecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6503	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so epic, it’s like building with diamond blocks on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Lia, the Queen of Creeper Crushers, reigns supreme. She’s got a castle made entirely of obsidian and a pet Ender Dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Utatane Nasa, the Redstone Wizard, will show you how to create contraptions so mind-blowing, even the villagers will be jealous.

And let’s not forget Hakushika Iori, the Sheep Whisperer, who can shear a sheep in under 10 seconds flat. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

James’ Fixed WTF Server

Fixed, James, long trail tag, Server, they fixed, WTF

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!