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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Farms Harvested:	748
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5297	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3739	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Buildings Constructed:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	270
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

NukeOilRedLineCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, escalation warning, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear targets, NukeOilRedLineCraft, oil targets, red line, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	128
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

CraftyChats – NoAds, NoTrolls, JustFun

Ads, bounded social media places, control, CraftyChats, digital communication, echo chambers, Groups, Harassment, influencers, information sharing, justfun, NoAds, NoTrolls, online communities, online privacy, online safety, polarized posts, private chats, research, Risks, social media, social-networking, University of Michigan, user behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Potions Brewed:	189
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crops Grown:	9815
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	204566
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, u know how social media can be, like, totally annoying with all the ads and influencers and stuff? well, this server is, like, the total opposite of that! we have our own little world where u can escape all that noise and just chill with ur friends in peace. no annoying ads, no fake influencers, just good vibes all around. plus, we have, like, the best memes and inside jokes that u won’t find anywhere else. come join us and be part of our epic community where u can be urself without any judgement or drama. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave!