🔫 vs 🔪 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CosmicX VS Hypixel

Adventurer, Builder, city hub, Connect, CosmicX, Creative, Custom Features, Explorer, Fair Rules, Friends, Gobrush, Inclusive Community, Join, Plotworld, Private Realms, Regular Updates, Roleplay, Server, SMP Adventure, Solo, Survival, Vanilla, Worldedit

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	546	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Hypixel	CosmicX
Pros	Pros
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes Constant updates and new content Active and large player base	Expansive 512×512 creative plots with powerful tools Vanilla creative server with custom features Private realms for solo or group play Fair rules and inclusive community
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players due to complexity Some game modes may have long queue times Premium ranks and perks may give paying players an advantage	Not as well-known or established as Hypixel May have smaller player base Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from CosmicX?

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of mini-games and game modes. It offers constant updates and has a large player base. On the other hand, CosmicX focuses on creative plots, vanilla creative server, private realms, and fair rules with an inclusive community.

Is there a pay-to-win aspect in either server?

Hypixel may have premium ranks and perks that give paying players an advantage, while CosmicX aims to maintain fair gameplay for all players with its rules and regulations.

Which server is better for new players?

CosmicX may be more beginner-friendly with its focus on creative freedom and a supportive community, while Hypixel’s complexity and wide range of game modes may be overwhelming for new players.

Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.

3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?

4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, fma, fmab, fullmetal alchemist, fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, Minecraft, Ultimate

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for all you Minecraft fanatics out there!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!

Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

ChillZone SMP VS Hypixel

Application Process, chill atmosphere, Community, community-driven server, Diamond Economy, Discord integration, Dynmap, Economy, exciting gameplay, Experienced Staff, Fair Play, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Land claiming, Player Shops, player-centered decisions, player-controlled economy, PvE, relaxed rules, server longevity, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	8361
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Potions Brewed:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Hypixel	ChillZone SMP
– Massive player base – Wide variety of minigames – Constant updates and new content – Active community events – Custom plugins and features – Competitive gameplay – Active support team – Public server with no whitelist	– Small and close-knit community – Player-controlled economy – Whitelisted server – User-friendly land-claiming plugin – Discord integration – Vanilla gameplay with tweaks – Player shops – Experienced and friendly staff – Relaxed server rules

**Hypixel FAQ:**

1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel? – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. Can I join Hypixel without a whitelist? – Yes, Hypixel is a public server and does not require a whitelist to join.

3. Are there any custom plugins on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel has a range of custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.

4. What kind of events does Hypixel host? – Hypixel hosts a variety of community events, tournaments, and giveaways.

**ChillZone FAQ:**

1. How do I join ChillZone SMP? – You can join ChillZone SMP by filling out an application form on their Discord server.

2. Is ChillZone SMP a whitelisted server? – Yes, ChillZone SMP is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

3. What kind of economy system does ChillZone SMP have? – ChillZone SMP features a diamond-based player-controlled economy system.

4. Are there any server rules on ChillZone SMP? – Yes, ChillZone SMP has relaxed server rules that prohibit things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse.

Crafty IQs: Are you smarter than a creeper?

ACADEMIC, achievement, Analysis, average level, Country, Crafty, creeper, culture, demographics, Development, education, global competitiveness, intelligence, IQs, knowledge, learning, Literacy, progress, Skills, Smart, Smarter, society, statistics, Workforce

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Towns Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!

Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?

Blockwatch – Where Minecraft meets Overwatch in a hilarious mashup! Join the fun at ‘/owg/’ server today!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	249222	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures with our hero, Venture, who will lead you on quests like no other.

But wait, there’s more! We have competitive reworks that will blow your mind, defense matrix that will make you unstoppable, and a new tank that will crush your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a collab with Porsche coming soon, because who doesn’t want to drive a luxury car in Minecraft?

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, with map reworks, new skins, and even a Space Ranger theme in Season 12. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the madness!

ScuffleMC | SkyGens | New Season | 1.8 PvP | SkyMining | PvE | SkyKilling | Custom Plugins | Custom Enchants | Crates | GUI Games | Economy

1.8 pvp, ADMIN, Crates, Custom Enchants, Custom Plugins, Customenchants, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Events, gambling, games, Generators, Gens, GUI Games, Guigames, Items, killing, Minigames, Mining, mobs, new season, Poa, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, skyblokc, SKYGEN, SkyGens, SkyKilling, Skymining, Votes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5140	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Dive into the vast world of ScuffleMC – where the sky is not the limit! Catering to the most unique Skygen experiences, we pride ourselves on delivering a blend of traditional and inventive Minecraft gameplay.

Features:

Battle fearsome

Become part of our growing community and carve your legacy. Every vote brings us closer to being the top Skygen server and supports our continual growth and innovation.

Join ScuffleMC today! 🌌🛡️🪓

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HoloCraft: Where Creepers Watch You Stream!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	106	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because holojp is here to save the day! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!