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Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	468356	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	9742
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Star Shards Collected:	105	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Farms Harvested:	318
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!