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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3786 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6901 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
