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””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Emeralds Found:	3978
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5641
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Catering, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Demands, family dynamics, family visit, father in-law, FatherInLawFiasco, Frustration, generational differences, in-laws, lunchtime, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, PRESSURE, Respect, scolding, Server, Upset

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

aita, Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3265	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	8354	Players Killed by Monsters:	936

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7573	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	7048
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	3196	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	41351

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!