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DadTaxiDeniedCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Votes:	9936	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Votes:	7657	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

BritCraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	9420
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	2718

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The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world of the Tangles, and navigate the twisted political realities of various factions. The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.

Server Information:

Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer:

Watch the trailer here

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Players can join factions, battle through dungeons with allies, explore a shattered world, and engage in political intrigue.
How can I join the server?	Connect using the Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us and join the Discord for updates and community engagement.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram: Watch the trailer here