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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 441 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 460 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
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