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MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	335
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	New Chunks Explored:	893577
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	9466	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	243	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

GFConvenienceCraft

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, GFConvenienceCraft, Girlfriend, perspective, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sacrifice, self-care, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	3816
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing love and sleep? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.

Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?

CoreMemoryCraft SMP

bizarre memory, childhood memory, core memory, CoreMemoryCraft, distinct memory, lasting memory, odd memory, offbeat memory, peculiar experience, peculiar memory, quirky memory, random memory, smp, standout experience, standout memory, standout moment, strange memory, unforgettable memory, unique memory, unusual experience, unusual memory, vivid memory

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the core memories are as bizarre as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “Giant Cheeseburger Land”? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams (and nightmares) come true.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you say that your core memory involves befriending a talking cactus named Carl who gives you gardening tips in exchange for shiny rocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Last Man Standing: Gender Bender Edition

Apocalypse, Bender, deserted planet, dystopian future, Edition, End of the World, final humans, gender, gender dynamics, gender imbalance, Gender Roles, human extinction, ISOLATION, last men, last women, lone survivors, man, new world order, opposite sex, post-apocalyptic, societal collapse, standing, Survival, Ultimate Challenge, unique situation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you are the last man or woman on earth surrounded by the opposite sex! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where everyone is looking for love, friendship, or just a good old-fashioned battle. Will you find your soulmate in the midst of chaos? Or will you be forever alone in a sea of potential partners? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see what fate has in store for you!

Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem

Brazil, Brazilian law, Business, Conflict, controversy, court order., court ruling, electric cars, elon musk, injunction, judge, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, regulatory issues, standoff, suspension, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, Brazil judges and Musk and stuff. It’s like, a total showdown, bro. You gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between the judge and Musk. Like, who will win? Who will be the ultimate ruler of this crazy Minecraft world? Join now and find out, dude. It’s gonna be like, totally insane, man. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of this epic saga. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!

alternative lifestyle, analingus, AssCraft, consent, controversial, dietary choice, eating ass, ethical debate, Exploration, Intimacy, long tail tag, non-vegan, personal boundaries, Pleasure, sexual act, sexual behavior, sexual hygiene, sexual preference, social norms, taboo, vegan, Veganfriendly

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7022	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server where eating ass is considered a vegan activity! we have a whole ass-eating competition every saturday where the winner gets a diamond sword! plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure if you offer it a sacrifice of cooked porkchops. come join the fun and see if you can survive the ass-eating madness!