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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4153 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!