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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	871	Buildings Constructed:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	9795	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crops Grown:	5327
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	562840
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Villages Defended:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ores Mined:	3168
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.