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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4119 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7874 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.
