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CraftyMineJobs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	161
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1371	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4811	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Votes:	9272
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5654

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥