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ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5056
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5640
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	291
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Divine Spears Created:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	5917

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3369	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	179
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	7711	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	209
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	126

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	3901	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!