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The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

archive of our own, assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Dancing Angels Edition, demon Imp, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, Psyanon, rehabilitating, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ores Mined:	6560
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

DadSaidWhatMC

amicable breakup, apologies, arguments, christmas, Communication, court order., DadSaidWhatMC, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, family, father daughter relationship, Festive, Grief, GRIEVING, legal adult, non-binary, selfish, stepsiblings, supportive

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

admitting., education, EMBARRASSMENT, growth, humility, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoobNotPro, personal development, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-improvement journey, shame, Shortcomings, Skills, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7629	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	6798

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Votes:	2259	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8403
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?