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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4847 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!