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IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2926
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7252
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Brotastic, chudcelbros, chudcelbros not like this, ChudcelCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like this, not like this chudcelbros, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5749
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Votes:	1159
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Votes:	5820
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!