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Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	839027
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	863	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	7967
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	288
Potions Brewed:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4298	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Votes:	1587	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4033
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1262

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!