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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9926 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.
