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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1408 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can build pixelated masterpieces, battle creepers and zombies, and explore a world that looks like it was designed by a 5-year-old with a box of crayons. Our server is so retro, it’s practically prehistoric!
But that’s not all – we also have the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil llamas who wore top hats and monocles. They demanded tribute in the form of diamond blocks and enchanted apples, and anyone who dared to defy them was banished to the Nether for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is retro, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make gaming great again – one block at a time!