| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6945 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Mines Excavated: | 4254 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4513 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1524 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 165 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2728 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3333 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 114 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7618 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7668 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1546 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 210 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3668 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 60 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
