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CraftyPolitician

British Monarch, CraftyPolitician, Government, Historical Meeting, Keir Starmer, king charles, leadership, Meeting, Monarchy, opposition leader, Parliamentary Meeting, political alliance, political stability, Politics, prime minister, Royal Duties, royal family, Royal protocol, State Affairs, Succession, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2129
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where king charles is constantly meeting with different prime ministers like it’s a speed dating event. one minute he’s chilling with boris johnson, the next he’s having tea with keir starmer. who knows who will be next? maybe even the queen herself will pop in for a visit. it’s a royal rumble of epic proportions, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to build some crazy castles fit for a king (or three)!

CopCarCraft

cop car, cop cars, CopCarCraft, drivers, driving experience, driving habits, law enforcement, law enforcement presence, law enforcement vehicle, law enforcement vehicles, police car, police cars, police presence, police vehicles, road safety, safer drivers, Safety, slower drivers, surrounding drivers, traffic, vehicle models

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	283079
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further, cuz our server is the place to be! we got llamas that spit diamonds and chickens that lay golden eggs.

join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are u waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe!

AnxietyCraftADHD – Double Trouble Server

adhd, anxiety, AnxietyCraftADHD, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, comorbidity, Diagnosis, double, dual diagnosis, impairment, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, neurodevelopmental disorders, psychiatric disorders, Psychology, research, review, Screening, Server, social anxiety disorder, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, Trouble

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU WITH THE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD! COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE EMBRACE YOUR CRAZINESS AND TURN IT INTO EPIC GAMING SKILLS!

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF MISFIT GAMERS JUST LIKE YOU, READY TO BUILD SOME INSANE STRUCTURES AND BATTLE IT OUT IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH EXCITEMENT!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S TURN YOUR SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS IN THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🎮🔥

Phoxis: Minecraft Server of Mayhem and Mishaps! Fantasy Races, Crazy Economy, & Wacky Towny Adventures!

Adventures, alliances, Boss Battles, Claiming, crazy, Dimensions, Economy, Elysium, end fight, ender dragon, FANTASY, four horsemen of the apocalypse, Grief Prevention, Hellhounds, Hide and seek, Immersive, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Minotaurs, mishaps, mythical crafting recipes, Nether, orcs, Other, Phoxis, Races, Resource World, Server, Towny, Vanilla, Wacky, Wars

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Phoxis <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/hawkingcraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Server Name	Phoxis
Description	Small and active Minecraft server with custom plugins and races.
Current Minecraft Version	1.20.2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?	Races plugin allowing players to change their race for unique gameplay experiences.
What other features do we have?	Towny plugin for creating towns and nations, custom mobs and bosses, events, multiple dimensions, and more!
What events do we host?	Hide-and-Seek, Boss Battles, monthly “The End Fight” event, with prizes for winners and participants.
What are our current plugins?	Economy, Towny, resource world, Nether dimensions, Elysium, and more – ask in discord for details.

IP: phoxis.mcraft.pro

Discord: https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

Hope you enjoy the server!

CraftyCharacter Minecraft Server

#youtube, 330am, age difference, Black, CraftyCharacter, crime awareness, discrimination, extreme violence, GRINDR, LGBTQ, meeting up, Minecraft, murderer, personality test, Server, sex, significant detail, Social Issues, trans person, Victim, Video, White

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8017	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make meeting up on Grindr for a 3:30am hookup seem tame in comparison. Plus, our community is so diverse, even murderers and victims can come together to build and explore. And don’t even get us started on the extreme violence against trans mobs – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

MomDressDramaMC

dress color, family photos, MomDressDramaMC, mother of the bride, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding colors, wedding coordination, wedding dress, wedding dress code, wedding dress selection, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit, wedding planning, Wedding style, wedding theme

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring family photos where everyone looks like a mismatched rainbow threw up on them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we coordinate colors for our virtual weddings!

Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!

Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?

Minecraft Marathon Minecraft Server

Marathon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because you’ll be having so much fun building your virtual empire. Plus, our virtual diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself would be jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, checking in, Communication, Conversation, daily routine, Day, emotions, feelings, Going, greetings, Interaction, mental health, mindfulness, mood, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, small talk, socializing, well-being, wellness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

CapsLockCraft

Accidentally sending, all caps, attention to detail, CapsLockCraft, Chat, Communication, Coworkers, efficient, email, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, funny, humor, Keyboard, Message, mistake, office, Professionalism, Technology, Typing, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5208
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE!

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!