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HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

blasphemy, blocks, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, christian faith, Christian reaction, Christian values, CHRISTIANS, Completely, controversial statement, controversy, FAITH, faith-based response, Holycraft, LOSE, lose their shit, moral outrage., OFFENDED, Outrage, Religion, religious community, religious offense, religious sensitivity, sensitive topic, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4722	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	910
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	114	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7120
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net