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SayHisNameMC SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be facing off against the legendary Ender Dragon’s evil twin brother, the Ender Llama! That’s right, this llama is no ordinary farm animal – he’s got a taste for destruction and chaos. But don’t worry, because we’ve also got a team of super-powered chickens who will help you defeat him. So come join us on our server and help us save the world from the wrath of the Ender Llama! Just remember to always… SAY HIS NAME!

MineCraftMixUp

academic pressure, adjusting to change, affluent school, bullying, dealing with loss, family care, family finances, gifted student, GRIEVING, MineCraftMixUp, Moving, nerdy kid, parent-child conflict, robotics program, rough area, school bullying, school district, school environment, school transition, Social Skills

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	6270	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	8069
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Crops Grown:	7807
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	1718
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6349
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5694	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9177
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?