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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Alien Abductions:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	154
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3938
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7006	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6244	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magic Items Found:	2911	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!